"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
02/19/2015 at 16:32 Filed to: LOL
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"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
02/19/2015 at 16:32 Filed to: LOL | 2
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This is fun!
http://jalopnik.com/apple-has-hire
apple's first move towards world domination
they have the same amount of capital as a small country (Greece) so why wouldn't they try to build an icar?
but if they call it an iCar, I quit
Me
3:01 PM
That's very iCar-ly of them
HAR HAR HAR
Friend 1
3:09 PM
i'm going to punch you tonight
52 mins
This is going to be some of the best joke material ever
The battery on the iCar is not replaceable
When updating your iCar, you must have at least 4 passenger seats worth of storage to download the update
Damnit, my screen cracked again
Friend 2
32 mins
The steering wheel is just a touch sensor circle in the dash
Friend 1
31 mins
Lol. You have to push it in to turn right
Friend 2
31 mins
Randomly shuffles through lanes on its own
Friend 1
29 mins
If you want to fuel/power it, youll have to buy new cables every two years
Theyll start with a small form factor, but eventually theyll only offer monster trucks
Friend 2
21 mins
Then mini trucks
Friend 1
21 mins
it will eventually come with a person in the passenger seat so you can only load half of what you actually want to
Me
15 mins
Omg it syncs for 2 hours before you can actually drive it
Friend 1
8 mins
The design engineers will work overtime for a whole year to perfect the chassis form factor. But it will all be for nothing because the body kit market will entice 99% of buyers to wrap their icar in some shitty case
Friend 2
8 mins
Glitches off when you don't update
Friend 1
8 mins
is bought every year even though it carries a two year contract for some reason
Me
I hope we keep this up for days.
WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
> cazzyodo
02/19/2015 at 16:37 |
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Newest model is going to have major chassis flex.
Textured Soy Protein
> cazzyodo
02/19/2015 at 16:38 |
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My eyes hurt trying to read that. Formatting, please!
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cazzyodo
> Textured Soy Protein
02/19/2015 at 16:45 |
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If it's in the quote box it defaults to italics!!!!! I CAN'T CHANGE IT!!!!
I'll try something else though.
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cazzyodo
> Textured Soy Protein
02/19/2015 at 16:46 |
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I've given up...this is a bitch to try and format.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> cazzyodo
02/19/2015 at 16:55 |
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this was fantastic
Mercedes Streeter
> cazzyodo
02/19/2015 at 17:03 |
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The headlights won't flash. Apple doesn't support flash...
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Textured Soy Protein
> cazzyodo
02/19/2015 at 17:44 |
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Me:
http://jalopnik.com/apple-has-hire
apple's first move towards world domination
they have the same amount of capital as a small country (Greece) so why wouldn't they try to build an icar?
but if they call it an iCar, I quit
Friend 1:
That's very iCar-ly of them
HAR HAR HAR
Friend 2:
i'm going to punch you tonight
This is going to be some of the best joke material ever
The battery on the iCar is not replaceable
When updating your iCar, you must have at least 4 passenger seats worth of storage to download the update
Damnit, my screen cracked again
Friend 1:
The steering wheel is just a touch sensor circle in the dash
Friend 2:
Lol. You have to push it in to turn right
Friend 1:
Randomly shuffles through lanes on its own
Friend 2:
If you want to fuel/power it, youll have to buy new cables every two years
Theyll start with a small form factor, but eventually theyll only offer monster trucks
Friend 1:
Then mini trucks
Me:
it will eventually come with a person in the passenger seat so you can only load half of what you actually want to
Friend 1:
Omg it syncs for 2 hours before you can actually drive it
Friend 2:
The design engineers will work overtime for a whole year to perfect the chassis form factor. But it will all be for nothing because the body kit market will entice 99% of buyers to wrap their icar in some shitty case
Friend 1:
Glitches off when you don't update
Me:
is bought every year even though it carries a two year contract for some reason
I'm a kinja wizard.
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cazzyodo
> Mercedes Streeter
02/19/2015 at 23:15 |
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love it